You've found your scoop of industrial lowdown, topped with generous chucks of tomfoolery and meticulously sprinkled with brightly colored monkeyshines.

Let it be said: It can be addictive.

Take as many bites as you dare. And when you feel those veins throbbing in your temples - push away from the desk.

But check back in with us. Our Uncle Frosty works endlessly formulating new ways to numb that temporal lobe of yours.